Constant Messenger

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

The constant messenger is supposed to give me some impetus to keep up the blogging spirit, so on that good note I created my blog on one of the inauspicious days according to the Hindu Calendar, viz Tuesday.

Ever wondered why they singled out one harmless day of the week and decided that it was "bad"? If we shifted time by 24 hours, then the bad day might've been Wednesday, or, to the delight of all working folks, Monday! Think about it, if all of society passed a resolution that weekends would be extended by one day, thus making Mondays part of the weekend, the psychological effect would be mind boggling. The economic impact would naturally be catastrophic! On the upside, we would get rid of that irritating phrase about the morning blues. We'd get to party on Sunday nights as well. Bars and nightclubs would make more money and bartending would become the number one job. the Hard Rock Cafe would make it to the Forbes list. You get an extra day to do all those household chores that you'd been putting off all week long. More time to plan the crazy road trip you've always wanted to go on, in the hopes of meeting many amply endowed girls. Parliament would have less time to pass stupid bills. Annual leave increases by a whopping 52 days! And if you have to, it gives overtime workers more chance to work overtime! Yay!!

On the flip side however, investment bankers would go mad just calculating the loss of GDP and the stock markets would crash. You'd have to listen to more tales of the good ol' days from your parents and grandparents. Hmm... thats probably about it.

Vote for issue 83748199321 if you think extensions are better on weekends than hair. Make my life easy.
It doesn't seem like that bad an idea

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